congalineofdurin:

solitarycheese:

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing

perfect

I have a terrible fear of going to the dentist, and the other day I had to have drilling done (with two people working on my mouth at once, and big needles) so I pretended I was an android going in for repairs on the Enterprise, being worked on and watched over by Dr. McCoy and Geordi and Data and Spock and Scotty because androids don’t feel physical pain and Data was never nervous when Geordi worked on him

(Source: synapolitan)


sassyvalkyrie:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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peppapigvevo:

IM SCREAMING

rise

peppapigvevo:

IM SCREAMING

rise


seboia:

nyello

free her

seboia:

nyello

free her


ilovepugs4ever:

Follow Dog Quotes.

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

uhohbaggettios:

Estoy Groot

(Source: kawaii-yaois)


weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

image

(Source: fyeahcanines)


ruinedchildhood:

beroberos:

blow bubbles outta your bubblegum girlfriend


lunast:

Watch the speedpaint here.
> No logo [ gun | no-gun ]
> Clear bg [ gun | no-gun ]

The finale hype is killing me. 


I am 20 years old and I’ve finally grown in to that C cup bra I bought when I was 15 with the hopes that I would grow into it.


mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape


ageteener:

same

ageteener:

same


(Source: nickkarion)


wave94:

*fully embraces wine mom culture at age 19*