One of the best things in the world is random little kids thinking you’re cool.


penotbutter:


takeonecurtaincall:

penotbutter:

this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

Did you eat a wax cube

maybe

penotbutter:

takeonecurtaincall:

penotbutter:

this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.

Did you eat a wax cube

maybe

(Source: penotbutter)


pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me


yamazakisagaru:

remember that time kakashi told naruto to eat his greens or else he wouldn’t become a strong and healthy boy like the dad he is

image

(Source: amekagekonan)


IT’S 1AM I’M FUCKIN PUMPED I’M GONNA FUCKIN START A BUSINESS SEE YOU FUCKERS IN HELL



rabblerowser:

Third one of the night. Welp. Happiness in a bottle. And writing a paper while doing this. Best. Night. Ever

rabblerowser:

Third one of the night. Welp. Happiness in a bottle. And writing a paper while doing this. Best. Night. Ever


toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT


splattersmudge:

fuckyourfreckles:

Observe my superior child watching skills.

THOSE NOISES ARE NOT HUMAN

(Source: tacobelligerent)


ymir-reiss:

a powerpoint about armin i made


sclez:

cykeem white 

He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.

(Source: modelingschool)


katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

(Source: faunasworld-moved)


(Source: bryko)


marvelobsessions:

remember when the avengers was new?

remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?

remember getting chills during this scene?

image

remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?

Please never forget how special The Avengers is. 


peaceloveexistence:

spoopyspocko:

bloodorangeisthenewblack:

where do i sign up?


prostitution
this is called prostitution.

If those were the going rates I’d totally be a whore

peaceloveexistence:

spoopyspocko:

bloodorangeisthenewblack:

where do i sign up?

prostitution

this is called prostitution.

If those were the going rates I’d totally be a whore

(Source: peterpancham)