One of the best things in the world is random little kids thinking you’re cool.
this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.
Did you eat a wax cube
this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me
remember that time kakashi told naruto to eat his greens or else he wouldn’t become a strong and healthy boy like the dad he is
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
Third one of the night. Welp. Happiness in a bottle. And writing a paper while doing this. Best. Night. Ever
THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA
they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!
NO AND ITS BULLSHIT
YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS
nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT
Observe my superior child watching skills.
THOSE NOISES ARE NOT HUMAN
a powerpoint about armin i made
He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.
I love when cats decide they love something.
That is a very patient bunny.
remember when the avengers was new?
remember how exciting it was to finally have some of our favorite superheros interacting in one movie?
remember getting chills during this scene?
remember feeling like a superhero when the screen went black and the credit music came on?
Please never forget how special The Avengers is.
where do i sign up?
this is called prostitution.
If those were the going rates I’d totally be a whore